*DISCLAIMER: Yolotl has taken a break from the absurd number of letters being sent in for the column. Hence, I, Yodeling Cat, will take their place. My credentials? As valid and trustworthy as the teachers...

It’s widely known that the school lunch chocolate milk causes indescribable effects on the human body, much of which are unknown to scientists and incurable through modern medicine. Take the fellow...

Social media squares: the newest, flashiest, and most effective method of speaking out about what you believe in. In fact, they’ve inspired our very own Viking activists (all of whom are, of course,...