Grab some hot cocoa, wrap yourself in a blanket, and prepare to answer some deeply insightful
questions! At the end, we’ll reveal whether you’re Dasher, Comet, Rudolph, or Blitzen. Christmas magic,
baby.

1. It’s snow day! What’s your first move?
A) Become the D1 quarterback in snowball fights
B) Doze off after having sugary hot cocoa
C) Make the funkiest snowman
D) Turn up some fire music and start hanging up a monster-size replica of Santa on the roof
2. What’s your go-to holiday treat?
A) Peppermint bark or anything with a little zing
B) Black coffee with NO sugar
C) Snowman cookie with ketchup and mayo
D) Gingerbread with extra extra extra extra extra extra spice
3. How do you feel about holiday parties?
A) I like to eat the food, then dip
B) I’d rather chill instead of commit to social interaction
C) I’d feel embarrassed ‘cause the nose turns red after spicy food
D) I feel like I would dance and accidentally kick someone with my hind legs
4. Which holiday movie best fits your style?
A) A neglected child commits several felonies defending a suburban McMansion and somehow
learns about “family”
B) Stranger danger, but make it a train and call it faith
C) Man experiences one really bad day and needs a supernatural slideshow to realize capitalism
hasn’t fully crushed his soul
D) An escaped toddler grows up cosplaying as an elf and terrorizes New York with enthusiasm
until everyone sings
5. What’s your favorite thing about Santa?
A) His big lesson is that gifts are conditional, love is transactional, and coal is a personality review
B) He’s been giving out coal for centuries, yet somehow still can’t fix his own supply chain
C) Funny how the one who breaks into houses at night is the one deciding who’s naughty
D) He outsources everything to elves and other reindeer, works one shift a year, and still acts like
he’s exhausted from “the grind”

Reindeers and their descriptions 

1. Dasher (Mostly A’s): You have “I can totally do this” energy followed immediately by “why is everything on fire?” You don’t walk anywhere; you launch yourself at tasks like a human shopping cart with one broken wheel. If there’s a last-minute crisis, you volunteer, sprint in six directions at once, forget your coat, and somehow still get it done by sheer velocity and panic. People never know if asking you for help will fix the problem or create three new side quests.
2. Comet (Mostly B’s): On the outside, you’re calm, quarter-zip, “I just lit a candle and journaled.” On the inside, you have the quiet, ominous presence of something that could wipe out a small village if it changed trajectory two degrees. You drift through the party like a celestial event: people are never sure if you’re about to offer wise advice, disappear without a word, or emotionally vaporize someone with one extremely accurate comment. Your love language is staring into the middle distance and saying one sentence that reboots your friend’s entire life.
3. Rudolph (Mostly C’s): You are, tragically, the most normal creature in this lineup, which is saying a lot for someone whose nose is an aviation-grade LED. You’re the designated “actually-has-a-plan” friend, herding disaster reindeer away from open flames and explaining to Dasher why they can’t race a delivery truck. Everyone thinks you’re inspiring and wholesome, but that’s only because they haven’t seen the group chat where you’re five seconds from resigning as their emotional support moose. You’re the one who will save the night, then cry in the bathroom for exactly four minutes and come back like nothing happened.
4. Blitzen (Mostly D’s): Blitzen is not a personality; Blitzen is an incident report waiting to happen. Your entire vibe is “what if we did it, but more?” You’re the first to suggest turning Secret Santa into a full-contact sport, the last one still awake, and the reason someone’s sleeve mysteriously smells like lighter fluid. Adults describe you as “a lot,” but your friends know you’re one impulsive idea away from either the best memory of their lives or a strongly worded email from administration. If chaos were a group project, you’d be the self-appointed leader and somehow still forget your own slide.