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Maybe it won’t be a repeat? Please? With a cherry on top?

The Worst Year of All Time(Part 2)

Ojas Vatsyayan, Staff Writer February 7, 2022

Let’s be honest: we all remember it. December 31, 2019: a day of hopes and dreams. Oh, how wonderful 2020’s going to be! I’m going to achieve all my hopes and dreams this year! This is going to...

The censorship cat welcomes you into 2022. M*row!

22 Words We Should Ban Going into 2022

Nichelle Wong, Staff Writer February 1, 2022

With the start of a new year, albeit one that we’re almost a month into, it’s time for a good linguistic cleansing of our souls. After all the chaos that occurred in 2021, some things are better left...

An extremely realistic depiction of me tailing the teacher.

I Followed A Teacher After School So You Didn’t Have To

Ojas Vatsyayan, Staff Writer January 22, 2022

It’s long been debated who the best spy in history is. Some say Ethan Hunt. Some say Jason Bourne. Some say James Bond. And some even say Black Widow(why would you even say that)? But none of them,...

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