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The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

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A historically accurate depiction of my conversation.

A Non-Disastrous Conversation w/ My Past Self Before the Pandemic

Jay Phatak, Staff Writer September 27, 2020

Remember when you could go outside without wearing a mask? Yeah, me neither. These past few months in quarantine have taken a toll on our tiny Homo Sapiens brains and since our memories are pretty much...

An evil broom standing up on its own.

How Brooms Swept 2020 into the Apocalypse

Mykal Mashack, Staff Writer September 21, 2020

2020 has been filled to the brim with natural disasters, moon hexes, and just plain old disasters. However, you may not realize that the culprit is just an ordinary household item. So if you’re sitting...

A Karen in its Natural Form pictured.

Spotting Your First Karen in the Wild

Tanmay Lakhotia, Staff Writer September 17, 2020
Read to find out the Legend of The Karen, how to battle one, and what strategies to use!
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