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Hidden History: The Turkey Revolution

The turkeys will rise again.

Felicia Mo, News Editor

November 9, 2019

Dear comrade, In 1789, to the horror of many of our feathered allies, President George Washington made Thanksgiving a national holiday. I have read many reliable turkey journals about the tragedy of that day, which have proven that all turkeys feared the purge that is Thanksgiving. Since then, th...

Mysterious Substances Found Beneath Recently Paved Pavilion

Geoffrey Zhang | Staff Writer

Geoffrey Zhang, Staff Writer

October 29, 2019

For the past few weeks, the school district has constantly repaved Irvington High School’s pavilion, claiming that the fire department had requested the cracked road be repaved 420 times for student safety. But what’s the real reason behind these repavings? Last week, Marley Joe, an Irvington social s...

Habitudes™

Habitudes™

Justin Kim, Copy Editor

October 29, 2019

To those who did not have to endure Habitudes because their teachers thought it was stupid or forgot about it, Habitudes is a program made by a non-profit organization called Growing Leaders to give guidance to students and make their lives happier. While I applaud the school for actually taking step...

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