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The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

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Find out which fabulous (and emotionally unstable) reindeer you are
by taking this incredibly accurate quiz!

Discover Your Unhinged Reindeer Core

Buddy the Elf, Staff Writer December 15, 2025

Grab some hot cocoa, wrap yourself in a blanket, and prepare to answer some deeply insightful questions! At the end, we’ll reveal whether you’re Dasher, Comet, Rudolph, or Blitzen. Christmas magic, baby. 1....

Most would agree that the social implications of purchasing a Nicolas Cage mermaid pillow are a harsher punishment than a lump of coal could ever be — beware, naughty children!

Secret(ly Orchestrated by) Santa

Geetika, Maheshwari December 15, 2025

‘Tis the week before Christmas, which means it’s time to check on the success of my workshop’s latest endeavor. I should explain the premise: when Mother Earth, inspired by human conservation efforts,...

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