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Updated Truancy Letter

Annika Yong, Web Editor April 24, 2018

    Irregular attendance letter Dear Parents of Ledoy Yob This letter is written with deep concern to you considering your offspring’s attendance. This is to inform you that your...

After an accident on the assembly line, Alexa has become more aggravating than ever.

Alexa Gone Rogue

Andrew Fu, Staff Writer February 23, 2018

In a super ghetto neighborhood in Warm Springs, a teenager named Bob lived out his sad, sad life. Bob never had any friends but he loved to talk, especially to his mother, who hated him. On his fifteenth...

How I send I all my love letters. You want to know something else? I APPLIED TO OTHER COLLEGES TOO. (Common Application)

An Open Letter to College

Vivian Hoang, Copy Editor February 7, 2018

Love Letter Dear University,   This isn’t the first letter I’ve written to you and it probably won’t be the last. Besides all the emails I’ve sent as excuses for you to notice me,...

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