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New Student Sticky Club are Sticklers for Sticking

Jen from Doordash, Editor in Theif April 1, 2021

A new student club, currently dubbed the Sticky Boys, is making waves on campus as one of the few original and non-toxic groups at Irvington. In fact, the club’s name is currently temporary, as they...

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Broadway’s Last Resort: Wii Sports Resort and more

NotTherealshuchiha, vindicator April 1, 2021

The Coronavirus pandemic has affected almost every industry in the capitalist hellscape but most particularly theater, whose patterns of revivals and unoriginality have, unfortunately for the industry,...

The infamous Martha Stewart meme that caused Pickle and Potato an immense amount of confusion.

Homiesexuals? Pickle and Potato

You have no idea, how fly I can high April 1, 2021

Two popular streamers have once again expressed concern and confusion over misrepresentative fanart, in which they are depicted as almost strictly straight, despite being a gay couple.  Pickle...

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