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Breaking: Exactly 90 percent of student body faint from viral epidemic

Fiona Zhao, Staff Writer April 26, 2017

Wallowing in the aftermath of stressful, life-destructing finals, Irvington High School spent the first days of second semester unprepared to face its most horrifying challenge yet: the B.S. (basic sanity)...

In the Pence family’s newly released family portrait, the Pence’s quickly edited out their daughters, as they are no longer part of the Pence family

Mike Pence disowns daughters

Ayush Patel, Student Life Editor April 16, 2017

Recently, Vice President Mike Pence announced that he never eats alone with any woman other than his beloved wife Karen. Pence stated that even his two daughters, Audrey and Charlotte, will no longer be...

One of my past patients also just found out that they are pregnant. Youre welcome, Harold.

Ask NaFu MD

Subaita Rahman, Staff Writer April 12, 2017

As inspired by the infamous and totally legitimate WebMD, our very own NaFu has decided to impart his own knowledge (courtesy of Wikipedia) to the Irvington student body and give his own totally legitimate...

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