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The Voices Weekly News Roundup | April 18-24

The Voice’s Weekly News Roundup | April 18-24

Caitlin Chen, Editor-in-Chief April 28, 2017

Local National Survey of Student Engagement found that Irvington students spend an average of 78 hours a semester finding unrealistic and impossible ways to twist reality to force their terrible grades...

Breaking: Exactly 90 percent of student body faint from viral epidemic

Fiona Zhao, Staff Writer April 26, 2017

Wallowing in the aftermath of stressful, life-destructing finals, Irvington High School spent the first days of second semester unprepared to face its most horrifying challenge yet: the B.S. (basic sanity)...

In the Pence family’s newly released family portrait, the Pence’s quickly edited out their daughters, as they are no longer part of the Pence family

Mike Pence disowns daughters

Ayush Patel, Student Life Editor April 16, 2017

Recently, Vice President Mike Pence announced that he never eats alone with any woman other than his beloved wife Karen. Pence stated that even his two daughters, Audrey and Charlotte, will no longer be...

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