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Better Names for Jay-Z and Beyonce’s Child

Aditya Kumar

March 12, 2012

It's a girl! The legendary Jay-Z and Beyonce recently gave birth to a young girl earlier this year. We all expected this young girl entering our world to possess a truly revolutionary name, something that would change music and life forever. Instead, Jay-Z and Beyonce gave their daughter the nam...

Holiday-Less March

Chandni Patel

March 12, 2012

It's just not fair! Have you ever thought about it? March has no holidays. Going a full month without any extra breaks-its torture. And it shouldn’t be done. Especially not at school, where we have so much to worry about as it is: homework, tests and quizzes, relationships and all the other fun st...

How to Reveal to a Younger Sibling that Santa Does Not Exist

Rashi Saxena

December 12, 2011

Santa isn't real...? Christmas time is here and so is the time to give gifts to your younger siblings. Yet most of us older siblings are stuck with the task of getting the present under the tree without our young siblings finding out that Santa does not exist. Here are few ways to just kill their ...

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