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The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

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The Viking Vendor displays different pricing options for date rentals.

ASG Rolls Out Date Rentals for Single Losers

Broken Kneecaps, Brobcabst Bebibor March 30, 2023

As prom approaches, students at Irvington High School scramble to find dates for the dance. Fortunately, ASG recently began offering date rentals through the Viking Vendor to those whose search for dates...

Everyone Should Suffer

Everyone Should Suffer

Iam N. Payne, Pro Sufferer March 30, 2023

Every Christmas, some kid naively wishes for world peace. But this ignorant foolish child is BLIND–what he fails to recognize is that the world would be a much better place if everyone was suffering....

Most normal Hot Sweet summoning

The Sizzling New Update We ALL Needed

Pink Salt Lollipop, Resident Something March 30, 2023

On Fraturday, April 0.5, Ice SpiceTM released the latest version of the illustrious IceSpice collection, dubbed Hot Sweet. This updated version of the rapper icon features pink, spiked hair (rather than...

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