The Irvington Voice

Humor

Letter From an Anti-vaxxer

Letter From an Anti-vaxxer

Anushka Nair, Humans of Irvington High Editor January 8, 2021

Dear Reader, I have seen far too many people praising the new vaccine developments and my heart nearly stopped when I turned on the only acceptable news source, Fox News, yesterday only to find old...

What Your Relatives are Like During Christmas

What Your Relatives are Like During Christmas

Suyash Lakhmani, Staff Writer January 8, 2021

Alright, it's December, and whenever someone says December, you automatically think of Christmas and the two week “break”, in which you’ll probably get up even earlier and grind to get into Stanford,...

An incriminating photo of Santa Claus spreading the coronavirus.

Christmas Reportedly Cancelled as Santa Claus Contracts the Coronavirus

Mykal Mashack, Staff Writer January 6, 2021

On December 24, the world received the shocking news that our beloved St. Nicholas had contracted the deadly Covid-19 virus.  “‘Twas the night before Christmas,” said Santa Bartholomew Claus...

Load More Stories
Activate Search
The Newspaper of Irvington High School
Humor