The Irvington Voice


Hallway Traffic Rules

Aditya Kumar

September 30, 2011

How to get to class without burning down the school Passing Period is essentially an arduous quest through a maze filled with a plethora of students who mindlessly drag themselves to class. it’s no surprise that most of us end up bitter and frustrated after wading through a mob of other disgrun...

Lockdowns that… just shouldn’t be lockdowns.

Eswar Dhinakaran

March 25, 2011

If you’ve come as far as high school, you had to have experienced a lockdown for some reason. Perhaps there was an unfortunate stabbing or a shooting. Usually lockdowns occur because of some danger to the students at school. However, here are some random and comical reasons why authorities forced a...

Lil Q’s Thanksgiving Thought

Shajee Syed-Quadri aka Lil Q

February 6, 2011

  A rhyme about Thanksgiving Mommy Mommy Mommy, listen to me Mommy, All I want right now, is my beef pastrami. I'm sittin' at the table, not in the mood to thank, The sweet smell of gravy, leaves my mind blank. Hurry up sister, be quick with the prayers, Cuz I'm gonna attack the...

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