Better Names for Jay-Z and Beyonce’s Child

It’s a girl!

The legendary Jay-Z and Beyonce recently gave birth to a young girl earlier this year. We all expected this young girl entering our world to possess a truly revolutionary name, something that would change music and life forever. Instead, Jay-Z and Beyonce gave their daughter the name “Blue-Ivy” which I can only assume is a type of South American poisonous plant species.

Here are the top five names that would have been better than Blue-Ivy:

5. Jay-B

4. HOVI Baby

3. Destiny’s Grandchild

2. BeyonJay

1. 99 Problems